10 Ways To Avoid Eating All The Leftover Halloween CandyThursday, November 01, 2012
We have come to the end of the Pretty Little Bloggers' Halloween series! I thought I'd end with a list of ways to avoid eating all the leftover candy (because you and I both know you want to).
1.) Dare your kids to eat every last piece of their candy, like Brick from The Middle.
2.) Don't have kids? Give it to your friends' kids. Your friends will thank you.
3.) Rent a windowless van and drive around offering the candy to children you don't know. A park or a school is a great place to do this.
4.) Throw it to people on the sidewalk from your car window as you drive to work. You can be your own parade!
5.) Feed it to the ducks at the park. They're probably tired of just eating stale bread.
6.) Lock it in a box until next year. It'll still be good then, right?
7.) Put razorblades and rat poison in it. It makes it way less appetizing.
8.) Hide the candy under an invisibility cloak. It's hard to eat something you can't find.
9.) Flush it down the toilet. Your goldfish will be stoked.
10.) Eat every piece but one. That way you're not eating it all.
*Please note that this post is completely tongue-in-cheek. I don't actually condone bad parenting and being a creeper.