Spam Comments Are The BestThursday, May 23, 2013
That might sound a little weird, I know, but spam comments are always one of three things: weird, hilarious, or ridiculously complimentary. All of them have a purpose, and provide a chuckle or an ego boost. Some of them don't always seem like spam comments, but they always end with the tell-tale "Also visit my weblog/my website/my homepage: random link that makes no sense"/. Here are a few of my favorites that I've received (all are written as they appeared in the spam comments -- grammar/spelling is not my own):
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Do you have any memorable spam comments?