Spam Comments Are The Best

Thursday, May 23, 2013

That might sound a little weird, I know, but spam comments are always one of three things: weird, hilarious, or ridiculously complimentary. All of them have a purpose, and provide a chuckle or an ego boost. Some of them don't always seem like spam comments, but they always end with the tell-tale "Also visit my weblog/my website/my homepage: random link that makes no sense"/. Here are a few of my favorites that I've received (all are written as they appeared in the spam comments -- grammar/spelling is not my own):

"Hi there! Do you use Twitter? I'd like to follow you if that would be ok. I'm undoubtedly enjoying your blog and look forward to new posts."

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"I like what you guys are up too. This sort of clever work and exposure! Keep up the awesome works guys I've added you to my blogroll."

"Thanks a bunch for sharing this with all people you really realize what you're talking approximately! Bookmarked."

"Hi dear, are you really visiting this webpage regularly, if so then you will definitely take nice knowledge."

"Its such as you read my mind! You appear to grasp a lot about this, like you wrote the ebook in it or something. I feel that you could do with a few % to power the message house a bit, but instead of that, this is a wonderful blog. A great read. I will definitely be back."

"Aw, this was a really good post. Taking the time and actual effort to produce a superb article...but what can I say...I put things off a whole lot and never manage to get anything done."

"Great beat! I would like to apprentice while you amend your web site, how could I subscribe for a blog site? The account helped me a acceptable deal. I had been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast offered bright clear idea." (and then I received the same comment, but "great" was changed to "fantastic", and "bright clear" was changed to "vivid transparent").

"Excellent post. I was checking continuously this blog and I'm inspired! Very useful info specifically the closing section :) I take care of such information much. I was looking for this certain information for a very long time. Thank you and best of luck."

"My partner and I absolutely love your blog and find almost all of your post's to be just what I'm looking for. Can you offer guest writers to write content in your case?  I wouldn't mind producing a post or elaborating on a lot of the subjects you write concerning here. Again, awesome site!"

"Greetings from Ohio! I'm bored to death at work so I decided to check out your blog on my iphone during lunch break. I love the knowledge you present here and can't wait to take a look when I get home. I'm amazed at how quick your blog loaded on my cell phone .. I'm not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyways, awesome blog!"

"I don't even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to be a famous blogger if you aren't already ;) Cheers!"

Do you have any memorable spam comments?


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6 comments

  1. My favourites are the ones that criticise your writing style or spelling, then invite you to defend yourself at their site. I don't know whether a debate about grammar is going to go down too well at the gambling site they always link to though.

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    1. The sites they link to are always so random! Obviously, I never actually follow the links, but it'll always be like "tractor parts" or "cream in a bag". WTF? It's so weird, but always good for a chuckle!

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  2. Ha, awesome! I recently got one like the last one on your list, at first I thought it was real, only to have my dreams crushed when I figured it out. Oh well ;)

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    1. That's how I felt the first time I got it. I was so excited until I realized it wasn't real. For what it's worth though, I think you're a fabulous blogger :)

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  3. Stuff like this one. Sometimes I hate deleting them because they suck up to me so well, lol:

    "Yοur post has verifіed uѕeful to myself. It’s eхtremelу educational and уοu really are certainly vеry experiеnced in thіѕ аrea. You рosѕeѕs ρopped my own eyes in order tο varyіng opinion of thіѕ spеcifіc subjeсt togethеr with interesting and ѕtrong content material."

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    1. Right?! It's sometimes tempting to leave them up so that when you need an ego boost, you just need to go find it, lol!

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